Review: One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend in the Otherwise Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite by Tom Clempson

One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend in the Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite by Tom Clempson (review copy) - WARNING! I cannot review this book without spoiling the others in the series. Read no further if you're planning on reading this series and don't want it spoilt for you.

Jack Samsonite's Foolish Plan for Being Amazing at Everything

(including getting a life, getting into Film School, and getting into a girl's knickers)

1.Make an amazing(ly bad) short film about zombies . . . or maybe superheroes . . . or just three idiot friends. It has to be deep and meaningful and (most importantly) has to have a scene where I kiss a girl on the mouth.

2.Write the world's best university application ever! (Or at least one that doesn't make me seem like a nob).

3.Don't get expelled trying to complete 1 & 2.

It can't possibly fail . . . right? From Amazon UK

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A Novel Cover Up: Tom Sanderson on One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend and the Otherwise Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite by Tom Clempson

A Novel Cover Up is a semi-regular feature that looks at how covers are made. I have been fortunate enough to interview book jacket designer Tom Sanderson about how he designed the cover for One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend in the Otherwise Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite by Tom Clempson, the second book in the Jack Samsonite series. Except for the final covers and the movie poster, all images in this post are copyrighted to Tom Sanderson and used with permission, and can be clicked to enlarge.

Can you tell us about the cover for OSMUWeekend? What do you hope it tells readers about the story?

This is Tom Clempson’s second book about Jack Samsonite. I designed the first cover about 18 months ago for Atom. The new cover very much follows the style of the first book, it is meant to look quite doodley and graphic. As you can see the book has a very long title so the cover had to have a very typographic approach. The books have elements of Adrian Mole and The Inbetweeners, and the cover needed to reflect this and be contemporary and look cool, so a hand drawn approach was the right way to go with it.

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Weekly Gossip

Here's your bookish news from the past week.

First up, cover reveals!

The cover - and the name I believe, as I hadn't heard it before, for the sequel to Tom Clempson's One Seriously Messed-Up Week in the Otherwise Mundane and Uneventful Life of Jack Samsonite has been revealed! It's called - wait for it... *takes a deep breath* One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend in the Otherwise Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite!

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Interview with Tom Clempson

Today I have a treat for you! The awesome Tom Clempson, debut author of One Seriously Messed-Up Week in the Otherwise Mundane and Uneventful Life of Jack Samsonite (try saying that five times fast!), has kindly answered some questions for me! Sow ithout further ado, on to the interview!

Can you tell us a little about yourself?

I’m a 31 year old debut author, (keeping my fingers crossed that I won’t be a one-time-only author). I live in Cheshire with my wife (crafting queen Laura Clempson) and our two tiny children. When I’m not writing I’m usually cooking, sleeping, changing nappies, playing hide-and-seek and splashing in puddles. All at the same time.

How did you come up with the idea for One Seriously Messed-Up Week.. (OSMUW)?

I don’t know! Well, I do, but there are quite a lot of answers to this question, and I don’t know if I can remember them all. The quick answer is that immediately after writing a long and arduous manuscript that I didn’t feel happy with, I decided I wanted to write something without rules. So, with barely any idea of what the story might be, I started writing and didn’t bother trying to make it an impressive read (which probably shows), and writing in the first person, as someone who can’t write very well, was the perfect excuse to get away with it.

Having spoken to you a few times on Twitter, I found Jack’s sense of humour to be very similar to your own. How much of you went into Jack? Would you say OSMUW is semi-autobiographical?

It is undoubtedly semi-autobiographical, but that is with a HUGE SEMI (ergh, yuck, that was actually unintentional). Jack’s school was very much inspired by my own, as were the social groups and general teen experiences, but Jack himself, (along with the other characters), is a bit of a Frankenstein’s monster - bits of different people rolled into one fictional beast.

Although there’s very little modern day slang in the novel, I found the language used to be quite up to date. How did you get the language so spot on, or did you just go on how teens spoke when you were at school?

This is probably something that I shouldn’t really admit to, but I didn’t really give the language too much thought! I did try to inhabit each character and wrote their language as I felt they should speak, based on either teens that I know today or teens as they were fifteen years ago. I didn’t want to stick in too much modern day slang as this, I feel, is what makes dialogue feel forced and also makes it date extremely fast (slang seems to change with the seasons). Having said this, there were a few instances where I picked the brains of my teenage siblings-in-law when I was struggling for specific teen speak.

What research did you have to do for OSMUW, if any?

My research basically consisted of sitting on the train to work, listening to music that was around when I was a teen, and resetting my brain to what it was 15 years ago (not too tricky). I made a list of things that now, looking back, were key points of being a teen and being at school, and that was about it.

There are quite a few serious issues covered in OSMUW, behind the humour. Is it important to you to cover important subjects in your writing? If so, why?

There are two things that I need in my writing to prevent me from getting bored writing it - Humour & Topic. I struggle to enjoy the process if I don’t make myself laugh every now and then (I’m sure I’ll grow out of this and when/if I venture into different styles I’ll find different drugs to peak my interest. I’d like to try horror, so maybe scaring myself could be just as effective). Likewise, I lose interest if I’m not discussing themes that interest me, so, for OSMUW I tried to pick themes that were key to me when I was fifteen – bullying, religion, peer pressure, violence, love…

There are such fantastic twists in this book! How did you work the hints throughout the novel yet still make the twists a complete surprise? Do you plot your novels?

Thank you! In all honesty, I wasn’t even aware of any twists until people started reading it and commenting on them! I just wrote what I felt was an interesting story, keeping Jack out of the know as some parts of the story evolved, but I think I assumed that most of it would seem obvious and predictable to the reader. There was one revelation that I wanted to keep unpredictable, so I thought the best way to achieve that would be to forget about it. A lot of the time you see a story that tries so hard to misdirect you that it becomes obvious what is being hidden from you, so, to avoid overworking it, I just ignored it and wrote what I felt was interesting and dramatic.

How was your route to publication?

It was disgustingly simple. I found an agent unbelievably quickly (and I was prepared to hunt for a year before taking the hint and moving on), my agent was in talks with my publishers-to-be (Atom) surprisingly fast, then I waited and waited and waited and then I got a call to say ‘Congratulations!’ A few months of rewrites followed but that was a painless experience as it was all stuff that improved the story, so was therefore fun. Then I waited and waited and waited, then BOOM – a book was born! It all seemed so easy that I’m sure I will pay for it later on in life.

How does it feel to know your book will soon is now in the hands of readers?

Surreal. I’m sure that’s a fairly standard and unoriginal answer, but it’s the honest one! I remember being excited that ONE person had read it and enjoyed it (my agent), and then I was blown away to hear that the Atom crew had all read it and wouldn’t stop talking about it (although you can never be sure if what you’re being told isn’t merely a ploy to keep you a happy and positive writer!). To now know that hundreds of people own my book… my brain just can't comprehend that. Literally. It’s like when you try to picture the idea of space being infinite – there’s only so much information my brain can process before it just gives in. I can compute only the number of reviews I’ve seen (probably under twenty), and that’s overwhelming enough!

Tell us about how you write; do you write in a particular place? Do you have any music playing? Do you have any must-haves with you while writing?

I try really hard not to have any specific rules or routines for writing, merely because I would just use them as an excuse for not getting it done. I could quite easily get myself into the habit of writing in a specific chair at a particular time of day with my favourite pen in a Moleskine notebook, but that could easily turn into almost a superstition – ‘My pen is missing! I can’t write without my lucky pen!’

There are things that I usually do though – I normally work in a coffee shop, otherwise I end up getting caught up in household stuff; I write my first draft in a notebook, then rewrite it on a laptop; I will listen to music if I need it to help inspire a certain mood, evoke a certain memory, or if I can’t stop listening in to other peoples conversations! But I try to remain as flexible as possible (that includes writing a chapter on napkins in the passenger seat of my car, then pasting them into my notebook later).

What was most surprising to you during the writing process? And the publication process, if anything?

Strangely, I think the most surprising thing for me is hearing people say ‘I want to know what happens next!’ I hoped that the story would be entertaining, but I never dreamed people would engage to the point of wanting more. There were undoubtedly other things that surprised me, especially about the publishing process, but whatever they were I don’t remember them anymore!

You’re currently working on the sequel to OSMUW, how’s that going?

SO difficult. Not because I’m struggling to write it, but because of the above answer. This time round I KNOW that at least one person is going to read it AND they are going to have expectations! First time was just me – no pressure.

Can you give us any hints as to what we could possibly expect in the sequel?

It’s going to be the same story, only this time they’re going to be ON A BOAT! No, seriously, since I haven’t finished writing it yet, I don’t know what to expect! All I know is that I don’t want to try to recreate anything from this one. I’m not going to out-laugh or out-twist or out-shock anything from book one. All I can guarantee is that I’ll try to write it with humour and topic!

Anything else you would like to add?

Just to say thanks for the interview! I have grown to love answering interview questions because somehow they really help spark new ideas in me (including this one – if it inspires anything in book two I’ll let you know). Thanks Jo!

Thank you, Tom, for the great interview! How cool is that? The possibility that just asking questions may inspire something in the sequel! Exciting!

OSMUW was released on 2nd June and you can buy it from Amazon UK and Amazon US. Be sure to check out Tom's website and my review!

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Review: One Seriously Messed-Up Week in the Otherwise Mundane and Uneventful Life of Jack Samsonite by Tom Clempson

One Seriously Messed-Up Week in the Otherwise Mundane and Uneventful Life of Jack Samsonite by Tom Clempson (review copy) - Our hero? Jack Samsonite.

His mission?
1) pass his GCSEs
2) get the girl (to notice he exists)
3) survive the week without a serious face punching

Good thing he's got a plan. Well, half a plan... From Amazon UK

**Warning: My review is almost as long as the title of the book. But only almost.**

I first heard about this book in November 2010 at the Atom Blogger Party. All I really remember is thinking the title was incredibly long, that it was a boy's book, that at least one of the Atom people thought the author was pretty good looking, and that it was different from what Atom normally publishes because it isn't fantasy. I was intrigued as boy's books are generally pretty funny and it was new for Atom, but the words "Mndane and Uneventful" made me slightly doubtful. Either way, it wasn't due out for another seven months, so after leaving, I promptly forgot about it.

One day not too long ago I was on Twitter and discovered I was following Tom Clempson, and after butting into a conversation he was having with some other of my Twitter friends about sparkly gadget pants (really, I'm serious), and many other off the wall conversations, I decided I must read his book because he is funny! If a book is marketted as funny and the author himself turns out to be pretty funny, well... there are pretty high chances the book will make me laugh. If not, seriously epic fail.

Then last week, I received a copy of One Seriously Messed-Up Week (OSMUW) after weeeeks of patiently waiting. Then got a little worried about reading. Tom Clempson is someone who is fairly active in the blogger world, he's "one of us", someone I kind of knew. And now I had to read his book. Like I always do with books by authors I have spoken to online more than once, I worried I wouldn't like it, and I hate the thought of giving one of us a negative review. So I worried for a day, couldn't put it off any longer, then started to read. I have one word for you. Wow!

Ok, so with a funny author, you would expect a fair few laughs. What I did not expect was to have a smile pretty much plastered on my face for most of the time I was reading. This book is really funny! There were moments when I was reading in a room full of family members and I would get strange looks while I was sat there laughing out loud for literally 20-30 seconds (it doesn't sound long, but when you're laughing, it's forever). There are too many lines in this book I thought should be mentioned, but I can't mention them all, and I can't possibly choose. Tom Clempson is a comic genius!

Jack is just awesome. He's a typical boy, but he's also adorable, and I spent half the time wishing I could adopt him. And he comes out with such brilliant lines. But a fair few times, I actually found I identified with him - when he wasn't being, you know, male. Especially with being scared of reading out in class yet not having the same problem when it came to acting. But we also had similar opinions! There was one instance where he's talking about teenage pregnancies, and I just thought "YES!", because he was saying exactly what I have always thought.

OSMUW is't just about the laughs, though. Hidden between all the giggles are some serious issues. Although mentioning some of them wouldn't be giving you major spoilers, I think it's better to dicover them through Jack's comic outlook on life, so I'll leave you to find these out.

There are some major twists! Ohhh, the twists! I wasn't expecting twists. I was expecting things would work out the way he wanted, or they wouldn't. But the twists!!! My mouth literally dropped open! Once I finished the book, I immediately wanted to pick it up again, to spot all the things I missed before. Oooh, it was so clever! And I really can't say much more other than once I closed the last pages of the book I literally sat there for ten minutes thinking "wow!" Seriously. I was in complete awe, and thinking back over the different parts of the book and winding myself up. Because these characters are just so real, the twists just blew me away. I am now absolutely itching for the sequel to find out what happens next, though unfortunately it hasn't been finished yet, so there's a while to wait.

If I had to criticise the book at all, it would be that perhaps it's a little too funny. Hold on, I'll explain. It's not the type of book I personally could read in one sitting. The funny is brilliant, but after a while, it was just a little too much. So I'd put it down, I'd chat to the family, I'd watch some TV, I'd go to the pub, then I'd pick it up again later and have no problems with it. I think I just like my funny to be peppered with some sad or angry, etc, without being sad and funny or angry and funny, if that makes sense? But it's only a tiny thing, really. As criticisms go, I don't think being too funny is really all that bad!

Seriously, a fantastic, brilliant book, that I can't gush about it enough! Now righup there with all my other favourites. I cannot give this book higher praise. You must read this book!

Thank you to Tom Clempson for sending me a review copy.



Published: 2nd June 2011
Publisher: Atom
Buy on Amazon US
Tom Clempson website

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