Tuesday 3 July 2012

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Kelly Oram's Serial Blog Tour: Ellie's Top Ten Tips For Stalking Your Hot Neighbour

Kelly OramToday, it's Once Upon a Bookcase's stop on YA author Kelly Oram's Serial Hottie Blog Tour! Protagonist Ellie Westley has stopped by to share with us her stalking tips!

Ellie’s Top Ten Tips For Stalking Your Hot Neighbor

10. Decorate a keepsake box and put stuff that reminds you of him in it. Pictures ofhim. Pencils he loaned you that you never returned… whatever you want.

9. Enlist a partner. You need someone who can run interference, keep a lookout, and stay up late obsessing with you.

8. If he has a sister, she is now your best friend.

7. Learn his schedule. School. Work. Sports games. Then find reasons to be in those places at the same time.

6. Dress to the occasion. If you’re following him secretly, wear a disguise. If you want him to notice you, learn his tastes and dress accordingly.

5. Join his extra curricular activities. He’s in the marching band? Learn the clarinet. He need’s a French tutor? Learn French.

4. The internet is your friend. Social networks, personal blogs, chat forums… Chances are he’s already helping you learn everything about his personal life.

Serial Hottie by Kelly Oram3. Keep your camera phone ready at all times. You never know when you’ll need to snap a picture for evidence. (Or just one for your personal collection.)

2. Have an excuse ready. If he catches you someplace he thinks you shouldn’t be, (like in his garage going through his stuff…) you have to be ready to explain yourself.

And the number one tip for stalking your hot neighbor:

If (and only if) you discover he is a psycho killer, call the cops and find a new crush!

Thank you, Ellie for stopping by my blog today with such a cool post, and Kelly for allowing me to take part in the blog tour! Be sure to check out Kelly's blog, where you can take part in a number of giveaways, and Serial Hottie, which is released on 10th July!


  1. What a fun post! Sounds like a great book, one that I shall look out for :)

    1. It does sound good! But I'm looking forward to reading it! :)

  2. Lol fantastic tips!

  3. Hehehe! I'm in love with just the title alone :D

    #8 - I now understand why Katy and Dee are BFF's in Obsidian :P

    I think I better work on my excuses for if he catches me in his house.... I'd have nothing if he caught me rifling through his garage, except squarking at his Holy Hotness.

    If (and only if) you discover he is a psycho killer, call the cops and find a new crush!

    Buahahaha. But... but.... psycho killers CAN BE REDEEMED. THEY CAN. RIGHT?! *clings to future hot neighbour because current neighbour IS a psycho.... okay, I'm seeing the point here*

    Awesome post! Definitely checking out this book now!

    1. Haha! I've still yet to read Obsidian :( I need those books!

      "Oh, you know.. I dropped something, and it landed in your garage..." <-- PERFECT excuse! :P

      Haha, you're hilarious, Brodie! I'm looking forward to it too :)